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05.26.2005
book report about lobotomy (guest post)
In reading about the history of lobotomy, started as leukotomy, one would do well to remember: Phineus Gage was actually a really human person with a penis and eyes and everything. That weird doctor Greenswallow or Thigglebury or Stewartashus or Thistlefield or Dalrimple or Armenhammer or whatnot really just took it too far, carried, I mean, it too far, by it I mean that I'm talking about the practice of stirring up peoples frontbrains, because that's what, it's what, he was, he had a, when he was young his father whipped himself instead of him in punishment for something he'd done (him, who would later become Doctor Tidbutton who would even later become known as Doctor Icepick, or something,) and so Doctor Thagglepot grew up to become the pre-eminent brain scrambler before anyone seemed to even have gotten a wiff of what was going on. Or certainly everyone had to have gotten a wiff, but no one said anything.
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05.24.2005
can't remember a damned thing
I remember when I used to update this thing.
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Out of Context: " Off my rocker: I started a huge post that went in a hundred different directions. Usually when this happens I run out of time and just leave the text somewhere on a harddrive and never get back to it. In this case I'm thinking I'm going to post the stuff as a separate html page, and link to it here, and maybe summarize what I'm talking about. This leads to some functionality that I think could be useful, and outside the bounds of standard webloggery. This, and other pages like it, would be works-in-progress, not snapshots of my thoughts at a single time like regular entries. I'll include a comments link on it, hoping for some feedback. Eventually the thing (or things) might get finished. Or they could just be forever evolving. "
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Current Updates:
Mister Stevens, c.1 & c.2 - at long last. The quadrangle fits neatly into place... August, 2003
Mister Stevens, c.3 & c.4 This Mr. Stevens leaves bubbles in my head, secretly... August, 2003
Mister Stevens, c.5 & c.6 I could almost see them on the platform... August, 2003
Mister Stevens, c.7 & c.8 I step in through the shattered hole in the window... August, 2003
Incessantly Noisemongering Kaleidescope - Letter from Kingo Sleemer to Nape, July 2003
Sundial - frenetic fast fiction by SpookyTim, July 2003
Buick MacKane - short short by SpookyTim, June 2003
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Letters to Squub from a lot of nice people who've had some family problems leading to the unfortunate tying-up of great amounts of capital (updated March, 2004)
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